I was born on May 29th of 1978 in Toronto’s Mt. Sinai’ Hospital with perfect Hungarian genes (and some others) giving me super human stubbornness, the
ability to cut through bullshit with a single thought, a tremendous god complex and an ability to take pain if I really had to; but what was the trade off?
My pecker and the learning disabilities (but the LD thing can wait for now), I was born with a congenital urological problem. This gave me several holes
along the urethra causing me to pee like a thin water sprinkler people lay along the grass. I went in for a reconstruction and what does the good doctor
do? Forget the stent, BRILLIANT!!!!! So a few years go bye and scar tissue builds and I go for another botched surgery and this goes on to a marvelous
future of dilations, inadequacies with women and being too unreliable for employment. I was only sixteen when a dilation was followed up with sulfa
and a nasty reaction causing fever and an eventual firing from my first job.
Three years ago I got over the loss of first team talent and found a consultation job and afterwards ended up in the hospital for a dilation, and to my wondrous ears I do here, “we couldn’t dilate this year.” It was blocked and the worst thing a man could ever hear about his dick, “you may need reconstructive surgery,” Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Something I dread and put off for as long as I could, the reconstruction of my urethra. I go in for a bypass, so I can stay off the catheter, a month later, and oh nothing feels as bizarre as peeing through a bypass in the lower urethra.
After the reconstruction I had to do everything I could to avoid the dreaded erection, I even asked my doctor if he had anti-viagra,
yet there was none, man that is an erection any person would wish they could forget man oh man was that a bitch, it’s a good thing for the T3s. After the ordeal I had to heal and keep the sexual frustration at bay, for I knew if there was a risk for a lapse and a loss of nerve in the morale area this was it. If there is a good place to humanize women in your mind while dealing with these issues, it’s a strip club, and it’s a good thing that’s one thing the NPA’s (Vancouver’s Ruling Party) anti-fun brigade hasn’t yet kicked out of Vancouver.
So things are getting better and then some trouble starts, stones in the urethra and a little narrowing; oh good!…more brain surgery!!!. So I go in for another lovely camera shoot up my semen launcher and then have a dilation, only to have to continue waiting to see if things are going to take. To make things worse I met a lady, and the inadequacy is even greater; so this god damn thing has ruined my god damn life; well maybe not the dick, that old ass hole who operated on me as a kid, I hope one day a can stand up and pee again so I can visit his grave. On a lighter note, as I close, if this girl Eva (E.V.@R.D.S.L.) ever sees this, you went out of your way for me at my worst time (in between surgeries) you didn’t know what I was going through and had nothing to gain but I’ll never forget it; your a good friend and I still “salute” you (inside joke). On the up side, I have nothing to lose because of this so at least no one in their right mind would fuck with me. Mwuahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! >:-{))>
Now, I find it more offensive it was printed wrong, the Government gets it right, well city anyway.
Not to mention only being told, not by Jeff Bridge, but by Milan that I was an at-large director printed on the ballot and likely a floor nomination would be needed, usually meaning a write-in. I think the membership may have written it more correctly.
This did force me to print out matter and reading material and do videos that may have appeared more confusing that need have been.
I did not join the Siebring-Cummings Party, I did not support the abuse and control of the Reed Elley over the AGM and his stepping aside so Siebring, who he and Jeff Bridge decided to go unchallenged as written on the ballot (floor nomination aside, and being nominated with my name and spelling issues attached, ow).
So I am now and when running in the West End will run Independent unless I can find support of someone better to request my addition to their list. Maybe start a new one, have the papers for it.
Soviet Policy rules the BC Conservative Party internally. I am not a communist, I am a refugee of the BCCP, maybe it should be CCCP. Anyone who got the irony joke deserves praise.
I am glad to return to being an independent. I am glad to stop growing a constituency out here for the BCCP in Van-Hastings.
With BC Conservatives like this, who needs BC Liberals. John Van Dongen while I was talking about considering a lowering of my activity and support of building more. Rather glad I have not filed any constituency association papers yet. I find out about John Van Dongen (who should have been a Key note on Friday) who left for all the right reasons make me think it may be best to let my membership lapse.
I am the 29% (did not vote yes), they may have considered my ballot one of the 11 discarded as “spoiled” you never know but I marked yes.
Al Siebring just handed the Presidency his buddies Jeff and Reed.
It is supposed to be the outgoing President on the first night, but well maybe this caused my stomach flu, but frankly if Siebring got to go up on Friday I and James Forseth had a right.
Not the best leader in the world is worth 4000/mo.
Per diem and travel and lodging on official business, and then forking the 10 grand for people who run for this office and no more would be cheaper, 100/mo honorarium is even a saving in addition to the rest. 4000 is insane, and not fiscally conservative.
Reform of leadership in any case, no matter who it is, is needed. I would settle for nothing less than the above, we need dedication to philosophical pursuit, not money grubbing politicians, especially all the ones with pensions. At most a 500/mo honorarium I’d grind my teeth at and I wouldn’t take more myself. As a “leader” I would demand the changes.
Sure, I am an artist and entertainer that took no money in state grants to do it as a career even if it was harder. Private citizens buy more swag south of the boarder by the way, be nice to say different. Anyway, yeah I went to try and promote swag, pay dues, get gigs, and all that jazz. Well some dues were paid in Childhood.
But here is the thing I tell jokes, it is different than being a joke, like most of what we have elected. Some seem to think a joke tells them. But look at this I have prior engagements, I meet them, gigs met, all duties have to be met. I am a executive of a self started self employment career.
When I ran for Mayor I met the standards that I didn’t think were needed or legal because of dedication. I stook my neck out.
There was no reason to dismiss Patrick Maliha either for being a Comedian when he sought council. Should be happy artist and entertainers are out there on right to libertarian levels.
I myself am all and more than what the West End incumbent is and on the BCCP side opposing art grants by the state. FYI so does my artist/entertainer father.
I am no joke.
In 1996, I was on foot going back and fourth responding to calls and making them to get signatures on Aletta’s ballot as the Campaign manager, she was lucky to have a campaign worker, it’s harder being the Candidate as your own campaign manager.
Oh I will bring my Candidate booklet to the Friday Meet and Greet day, West End members.
My passion for philosophy, for liberty energizes me more than most things, I almost kill myself doing it myself. Is that a joke? Or is it leadership material at least suited to leading or presiding over the board?
Minarchism/Classic Liberalism. Yes libertarian is a dirty word to some but I am not an anarchist dedicated to misguided policies leading us into a “damnation alley” (check the phrase on the IMBD.com if your much younger than me). I stand for less Government, and more freedom. Not so little Government anyone can step on your rights. I mostly socially and fiscally permissive. Never anything a 100%, when asked about Gay Marriage, I say I want those couples to have all the benefits all married couples should get, nothing. Marriage is a choice, so is single. Why benefit or give it penalties, let the Church deal with it and register the name changes and sacrament in case there is a claim of fraud (going against theology claimed).
To me personally, marriage is for mating and those who can mate, it’s courtship in a civil society. If I were gay I would see no point, even a next of kin would work for me if I wouldn’t be doing half the town and yeah not going to be in a relationship with someone who can’t get pregnant, what am I stupid? But really what law needs that, well aside from next of kin laws. Anyone can be made this. I despise national pensions, I oppose anyone inheriting it. If you did and it was your legal right at the time, no recriminations, maybe you’ll come around. No matter what you didn’t vote yourself a pay raise while cutting (in relation to no increase Vs. inflation and living costs) disability. Your move BC Liberals. Yeah, I may not like the idea of it being made, but until all the non-safety net and non-emergency services are cut the others are needed, until the state gets out of the way of private sector job creators (small business) it will be needed. Until government is cut down to the basics, it will be needed. After that cutting you may see a lack of need for it and people leaving it. Oh stopping police brutality, getting rid of bad surgeons, and curing illness too, not just treating.
I on the board Member-At-Large ballot. A mover from the floor may occur for President, and this will likely be seconded. If there is a mail-in (not sure) option I am not sure if you can move and second and more by write-in, but worth a shot. I remember the Vancouver Regional Board vote ballot had a write-in spot as well.
A complicated system, perhaps.
They are printing ballots with names on it.
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